meeevs:

mysongsknowwhatyoudidinthebooty:

meeevs:

what do you call a banana peel?

What?

ill ask the damn questions around here buddy

meeevs:

lovedies-likeadog:

meeevs:

what do you call it when you get a lot done in one day, and then the next day you do it again

what?

reproductive

meeevs:

no-this-is-jarod:

meeevs:

what do you call it when you get a lot done in one day, and then the next day you do it again

what?

i wouldn’t know

meeevs:

poka-dotbikini:

meeevs:

what do you call a space bank?

What?

the vault in our stars

meevs.net/urls get hoarding

meeevs:

bleedmeslowly:

meeevs:

waywardsherlock:

meeevs:

waywardsherlock:

meeevs:

fluffy-unicorn-rainbows:

meeevs:

why did the tree get brought in for questioning?

I dunno

he was acting shady, what did the tree do when it was released from custody

What’d he do?

he leafed the building. how did he commit his crime?

Oh god, what?

he soaked a rag in chlorophyll, where did he hide the body

Where?

in his trunk

meeevs:

when i want to get drunk i get a crocodile drunk first then i kill and drink its blood

signal boost, the world needs to know im so luxury

cplus902:

meeevs:

meeevs:

nightxmarex:

meeevs:

i like to melt jelly beans down and then take the resulting hot jelly substance and dip an apple on a stick in it and then put it in the freezer so it freezes really solid and then i take it out and smack a stranger across the…

Or cannibalism?

i should trigger warning food whenever i post a picture of a person

im on my way to sams clubhouse im gonna buy a treehouse

jk im just keeping my FAMILY company GROCERY SHOPPING 

meeevs:

meeevs:

nightxmarex:

meeevs:

i like to melt jelly beans down and then take the resulting hot jelly substance and dip an apple on a stick in it and then put it in the freezer so it freezes really solid and then i take it out and smack a stranger across the temple with it and drag their body back and then i freeze that overnight so it freezes solid and then there you go that human meat will last for 6 months frozen

wait what

oh sorry i thought you asked what my favorite jelly bean flavor was

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really, that’s the trigger warning you think is best?

not murder or something? just checking.

meeevs:

nightxmarex:

meeevs:

i like to melt jelly beans down and then take the resulting hot jelly substance and dip an apple on a stick in it and then put it in the freezer so it freezes really solid and then i take it out and smack a stranger across the temple with it and drag their body back and then i freeze that overnight so it freezes solid and then there you go that human meat will last for 6 months frozen

wait what

oh sorry i thought you asked what my favorite jelly bean flavor was

really, that’s the trigger warning you think is best?

(via the-apples-were-monitored)

bawbawfrog:

meeevs:

summerstilinski:

meeevs:

i like to melt jelly beans down and then take the resulting hot jelly substance and dip an apple on a stick in it and then put it in the freezer so it freezes really solid and then i take it out and smack a stranger across the temple with it and drag their body back and then i freeze that overnight so it freezes solid and then there you go that human meat will last for 6 months frozen

what is this site coming to

fruition

this started off brilliant…

yeah then u came along 

when i want to get drunk i get a crocodile drunk first then i kill and drink its blood

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